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"Damn if I didn't start walking in this direction for a reason..."

"This position has become very important to the company."

'We invest so much money in training staff...it's a mystery to me why businesses would risk losing them.'

'When he said it would be 'me and him against the world' I had no idea everyone was already mad at him.'

'Looks like Kryson is no longer in the inner circle.'

Good solution. Now we need a good problem.

A series of cameras go through a war zone.

Stable boys and Scottsman

"I think deep down he's really pleased the union has a female head for the first time..."

'They're always going on and on about 'carrying management' so this seemed like a natural...'

"Eric, this is your father, mister Trump." "You must have the wrong number. I'm Mortimer Park."

Poplar Trees/Not very Poplar Trees.

'You were right. We should have gotten a lap dog.'

Parrot annoying dog.

"The marketing department says it's my turn to kick the ball."

It's not a stampede … It's a flash mob!

'Gosh, Cindylou, you can't judge a guy solely on how he eats spaghetti!'

'I'm Mrs, Fenwick,,,you know, Fenwick's Pet Hospital,,,'

"Excuse me, aren't you a cat?"

Frisbee, what's this I hear about you moonlighting?

Servant talking to her old master about her new position

"His ability to shoulder all the blame makes him irreplaceable."

Conglomerates

Don't jump! You haven't paid your five bucks for the office lottery pool yet!

'I love it! Blame flows down while credit goes up.'

'Hi, I'm Sheldon, and I want to speak to you about perception management!'

Nerd night out.

Servant girl turning down a job because the family are not genteel enough

"This means we need to trot out the company apologist again."

"Two's company, three's an organization."

Bus: Rolling cans upstairs, old crocks downstairs.

'His 'get-up-and-go' got up and went ages ago'

"There's always a prima donna."

You're right! She's mad because we got her a small rodent for her birthday last year, too.

"What?!"