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"Eric, this is your father, mister Trump." "You must have the wrong number. I'm Mortimer Park."

"On a more positive note the guidance we’ve published on the services we can’t provide is published in 37 different languages."

T"ruly, Susan, I envy no man."

'Sure, go ahead! Evolve! It's all the rage, I know! Have fun! I'll just sit here in this murky, primordial soup with nothing but plankton for company. Why should you stay here with your mother? The one who raised you, fed you...'

"Yeah, you could say I've got mother issues....she told me I have to move out!"

'When he said it would be 'me and him against the world' I had no idea everyone was already mad at him.'

What are we doing today? Installing raised beds. Then we'll plant them for a couple who want organic vegetables. Brilliant, Dad. Tree's Tree Nursery. You take the hard work out of gardening. Right. And give it to me! Right again!

'We're doing the right thing, Bob, Let Andy solve problems with bullies at school his own way,,,'

"Attention, wanna-be son-in-law ... we're losing!"

"Mom, are you sure I'm not adopted?"

"So this is the Mr. Waring who has made such a great impression on my little girl."

Origins Of Evolution

"That sister of yours sure has some nerve asking for those leftovers - we earned them."

'Simple case of gravity, mom.'

I think it's time he left home.'

"If it slows down, just ask my father about the murder he always swears he did not commit."

'Looks like Kryson is no longer in the inner circle.'

How many workers does it take to put up a Christmas decoration?

Look,that is not your Daddy

"Just wait until my autobiographical one-woman show."

Stable boys and Scottsman

'It's not cheating...My king is Henry VIII.'

"Hey. Smells funny. Fix it. And bring me a beer."

"Nice try, Frank. Mother is still coming for the weekend."

'Tom's always been the black sheep of the family.'

His real name is Jasper Underwood Farthington III...but we just call him 'Stinky'.

"Really, Mr. Stevens, this fantasy of being turned into a giant frog is absurd. We both know there's no such thing as a curse, and you can't seriously believe your mother-in-law is actually a witch. . ."

"Your mom is a little overprotective, isn't she?"

'My principal wants to see you about my principles.'

"And what can I do for you, Sir?"

Poplar Trees/Not very Poplar Trees.

'Will I be able to have a night light if we switch to solar power?'

'In order to be the king's permanent wine taster, you only have to be able to do 3 things: drink, swallow...and live.'

"Son, this is going to hurt me more than it's going to hurt you."

'oh...You're home, just when my spirits were rising.'