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'Okay, now who wants to be in charge?'

'We invest so much money in training staff...it's a mystery to me why businesses would risk losing them.'

"This is a merit-based organization! Can't you see I’ve hired the very best and most qualified yes-men money can buy?"

'And remember to emphasize we're giving them the opportunity to find a better job.'

"Evidence suggests she was working on the puzzle, got up to make tea, husband enters and puts last piece in..."

'AT&T? I'm letting you go. I'm down-sizing too!'

"Maybe we should have brought a Riesling."

King Solomon's Pollster.

"Missing a call is no excuse for eating your assistant."

'....and that's our CEO. He's trying to find a corporate direction.'

'All applicants for employment must first submit to a company physical - We use it to eliminate anyone with a backbone.'

'Have you decided who's going to be team leader?'

'Don't try to use me. I'm not user friendly!'

'You seem young, Perkins. Why, I bet I was incarcerated before you were even born.'

"God help us, it's that guy."

"Is this your bright idea, Janet?"

"Guess what, Collins? Not my job to remember what I said yesterday."

'You're not the manager I expected.' - 'So blame yourself for having lousy judgement.'

"Come on, we all know you're the new Alpha Male: No need to rub it in by wearing a badge..."

Good solution. Now we need a good problem.

'Cut out the hearsay and get back to work, Ms. Sims.'

"Looks like J.B. changed his mind about his open door policy!"

'They're always going on and on about 'carrying management' so this seemed like a natural...'

'I never question your ability. I never even mention it.'

"He claims to be self aware but he clearly can't read a room."

"Eric, this is your father, mister Trump." "You must have the wrong number. I'm Mortimer Park."

"Oh, he claims I bit his head off, did he? And I suppose you BELIEVED him?"

"That report you wrote sure made me look good to the board... Take an extra five minutes for lunch!"

'We should talk more.'

I don't feel very secure on this job.

Age-salary ratio

'It's a real conundrum. Not sure if I should open it, or beat it.'

'There's a conglomerate of malcontents here to see you, sir.'

'Lets see now, Henderson, you've not shown any initiative because nobody asked you to.'