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"Don't preted to hibernate when I'm talking to you."

'Boy, look at his personal space!'

Rattlesnakes telling a snake holding a rattle - "For the last time. No!"

'Oh great, here comes that creepy guy from entomology class!'

'I love herd mentality, don't you?'

Pranking an Introvert

'He's not really shy - just a bad skater.'

"Nobody's in the mood, Greg."

"Hey, I don't comply with you - You comply with ME!"

"If there's one thing I can't abide it's being interrupted while I'm mansplaining."

Dinosaur Close Talker

"Wow...you got a hickey?"

'They can never seem to take a hint that we don't want them over. We constantly lock them out. Still, somehow they always managed to get in.'

Abandon Personal Space All Ye Who Enter Here.

"Sorry, Lady, I don't speak boomer."

"Those two are recent Powerball money. The people by the table are old state-lottery money."

'Bold caps? Underlined? Italics? Don't EVER raise your emphasis in a text to me again!'

'He will just drone on and on!'

'both ears this way. Thanks you.'

Girl sees unattractive man at bar wearing a t shirt which bares the slogan: Hands off I'm married.

"Aren't you going to introduce me to your friend?"

"I've seen the best minds of my generation replace a firm handshake in with a hug!"

"I've been transferred to another office clique."

"My gut instinct was to say yes. . . but years in social work have shown me how these things end up working out."

"Sorry, guys, can I just squeeze through?"

"Me? I'm really scared and sad these days..."

Pier Pressure

'I wish you wouldn't do that.'

'So what if people are watching you. Aren't you also looking at them?'

'Here's a list of women I want you to stay away from at the party tonight.'

"- And my name is Teresa...Mother Teresa!"

'Oh no! Here comes the 'rest of the evening'.'

'Alpha Female Bar & Grill. Gentlemen welcome!'

Even Among the Social Insects, Some Invidviduals are Clearly Anti-Social.

'Toupee or not toupee? - That is the question.'