Social Dynamics Observer Pillows

"Don't preted to hibernate when I'm talking to you."

'Boy, look at his personal space!'

Rattlesnakes telling a snake holding a rattle - "For the last time. No!"

'Oh great, here comes that creepy guy from entomology class!'

'I love herd mentality, don't you?'

Pranking an Introvert

'He's not really shy - just a bad skater.'

"Nobody's in the mood, Greg."

"Hey, I don't comply with you - You comply with ME!"

"If there's one thing I can't abide it's being interrupted while I'm mansplaining."

Dinosaur Close Talker

'They can never seem to take a hint that we don't want them over. We constantly lock them out. Still, somehow they always managed to get in.'

"Wow...you got a hickey?"

Abandon Personal Space All Ye Who Enter Here.

"Sorry, Lady, I don't speak boomer."

"Those two are recent Powerball money. The people by the table are old state-lottery money."

'Bold caps? Underlined? Italics? Don't EVER raise your emphasis in a text to me again!'

'Toupee or not toupee? - That is the question.'

Even Among the Social Insects, Some Invidviduals are Clearly Anti-Social.

'Alpha Female Bar & Grill. Gentlemen welcome!'

'Oh no! Here comes the 'rest of the evening'.'

"- And my name is Teresa...Mother Teresa!"

'Here's a list of women I want you to stay away from at the party tonight.'

'So what if people are watching you. Aren't you also looking at them?'

'I wish you wouldn't do that.'

'Oh, we've met. We were once married to one another.'

'Scram, buddy -- we don't serve people with persecution complexes here!'

'both ears this way. Thanks you.'

'He will just drone on and on!'

"I hope we haven't come at a bad time."

"Things are fine... I'm not complaining. Anyway, when I complain, people either don't listen...or they're happy to hear I have problems."

"Here's your cappuccino."

Pier Pressure

Girl sees unattractive man at bar wearing a t shirt which bares the slogan: Hands off I'm married.

"Aren't you going to introduce me to your friend?"