Social Dynamics Observers Pillows

"I not only respect women, I look up to them."

"Do you know it's a tell tale sign of stress when you withdrawn from your colleagues?"

The Antisocial Social club - new members not welcome.

"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"

"If I 'HAD IT ALL' it would it be enough?"

"Maybe we should have brought a Riesling."

Glance Exchange

Nature is going crazy! Extremely hot summers, tornadoes, floods. . .and now Frank comes home sober on a Friday evening at 10 PM!

The opera - 'Please, sir, give us your ticket, if you ain;t a-goin' in again.'

GOP exaggerating scale of immigration, inflation and crime rates

Is man a social animal? - 'As a married man, the short answer is no.'

"Discussion topic: Is our society becoming less civil and more violent?"

"Call me!"

"What are you doing?"

"Ma'am, why don't you go ahead of me?" "Um... no thanks. Let's let this gentleman go ahead of us." "Oh, no... you ladies go right ahead!"

"Do you have a boyfriend?"

"Harold, stop sucking in your stomach when the girls walk by. You're going to hurt yourself."

'Because we're still part of society - that's why we have to go organic.'

Millionaire trapped in the body of a bum. Please help correct the situation. ?

"God help us, it's that guy."

"I pick up on people's pain, Alexander. What's wrong?"

The Exhibition at the Royal Academy

"Darling! We've become armchair socialites."

"I'm not so sure I can handle this."

Feel Like A Contributing Member of Society....

Nervous at a party.

The United States of Amazement

"He claims to be self aware but he clearly can't read a room."

If I have to eat another mouthful of that sludge I'm gonna puke...

French beggars (the one with a 'Merci mille fois' sign has the most money).

"From where I'm sitting, ha-ha, you're behind bars!"

Larry David

"I keep reading all these stories about virtual reality nookie."

Take a pill so you won't be one.

"Do you remember when families used to get together and fight at Christmas?"