Societal Dynamics Observer Pillows

Culture Wars

"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"

"If I 'HAD IT ALL' it would it be enough?"

"Maybe we should have brought a Riesling."

Glance Exchange

Billions for Terrorists, No Tribute to Americans

The opera - 'Please, sir, give us your ticket, if you ain;t a-goin' in again.'

Nature is going crazy! Extremely hot summers, tornadoes, floods. . .and now Frank comes home sober on a Friday evening at 10 PM!

GOP exaggerating scale of immigration, inflation and crime rates

"Discussion topic: Is our society becoming less civil and more violent?"

"What are you doing?"

"Call me!"

No one knew it, but Gerald was about to execute what he called 'The Move.'"

"Do you have a boyfriend?"

"Ma'am, why don't you go ahead of me?" "Um... no thanks. Let's let this gentleman go ahead of us." "Oh, no... you ladies go right ahead!"

The Exhibition at the Royal Academy

"Harold, stop sucking in your stomach when the girls walk by. You're going to hurt yourself."

"I'm not so sure I can handle this."

"God help us, it's that guy."

"I pick up on people's pain, Alexander. What's wrong?"

"Darling! We've become armchair socialites."

Millionaire trapped in the body of a bum. Please help correct the situation. ?

'Because we're still part of society - that's why we have to go organic.'

"I want to know why when I'm in a room people ignore me."

Feel Like A Contributing Member of Society....

Nervous at a party.

"I keep reading all these stories about virtual reality nookie."

The United States of Amazement

French beggars (the one with a 'Merci mille fois' sign has the most money).

Take a pill so you won't be one.

"He claims to be self aware but he clearly can't read a room."

"I know it's only been a little while since we've been allowed to mingle again but I'm already getting really tired of people."

Larry David

'Not...one...drop.'

"Do you remember when families used to get together and fight at Christmas?"