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'Casual Acquaintance' (formal and informal penguins).

Student Body Socialization Program: '...and it could become very traumatic out there today, when we start forcing the cliques to intermingle.'

'I do wish she wouldn't be such a human.'

"Er...have you met my flatmate?"

Poplar Trees/Not very Poplar Trees.

'I've noticed that it's only since I started laying golden eggs that everybody wants to be my friend...'

Is man a social animal? - 'As a married man, the short answer is no.'

"No I'm not, I'm just rude."

"It seems that I cannot look them in the eye without prompting confrontation..." "What are you lookin' at?"

'Husbands in waiting' - The Ladies' Circle

"I've found a sprinkling of warmth and humility is vital in keeping people slightly off balance."

"Let's not discuss it."

"So many things to bark at, but all he can bark about is himself."

"Looks like Ernie's office is really trending today."

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"I'm an anthropologist, but I don't know what the hell is going on here"

'The conversation flagged after Delwood died'

'She divorced you too? So, does that make me her ex, ex husband?'

A few days in the life of pocket lint. . .

"It's like I've been cyberbullying for so long that I forgot how to do it in person."

'His self-confidence has soared since we started sending him to private school.'

A panhandler with a sign that reads "A portion of the proceeds goes to him" and an arrow that points to another panhandler.

"Maybe you're curious about my horn?"

"If you're not doing anything this weekend, I'm having some people over that I don't feel threatened by."

'Surely you wouldn't want me to laugh at your joke if I didn't think it was funny!'

"I'm voting for Stephen because I cannot stand Katie's mother, she is so catty! Anyway-- how're your parents doing with the divorce?"

Sign on desk reads: 'Thanks for not wishing me a nice day.'

That party went well.

"Maybe we should have brought a Riesling."

"How to talk to people" "Make them rue the day"

"Tom, I’d like you to meet Chris. Chris is better than you."

'I prefer the term 'whistleblower' to tattletale.'

"Being the smartest girl in third grade is going to Melinda's head."

'Teens are like trees, you can chart their growth by the number of rings.'

"My daughter tells me you want to become a doctor."