Social Dynamics Enthusiast Prints

'Casual Acquaintance' (formal and informal penguins).

Student Body Socialization Program: '...and it could become very traumatic out there today, when we start forcing the cliques to intermingle.'

'I do wish she wouldn't be such a human.'

"Er...have you met my flatmate?"

Poplar Trees/Not very Poplar Trees.

'I've noticed that it's only since I started laying golden eggs that everybody wants to be my friend...'

Is man a social animal? - 'As a married man, the short answer is no.'

"No I'm not, I'm just rude."

"It seems that I cannot look them in the eye without prompting confrontation..." "What are you lookin' at?"

'Husbands in waiting' - The Ladies' Circle

"I've found a sprinkling of warmth and humility is vital in keeping people slightly off balance."

"Let's not discuss it."

"So many things to bark at, but all he can bark about is himself."

Takes One to Know One

"Looks like Ernie's office is really trending today."

And now it's time for the twenty-first century's hottest new game: spot the sociopath!

"I'm an anthropologist, but I don't know what the hell is going on here"

'The conversation flagged after Delwood died'

'She divorced you too? So, does that make me her ex, ex husband?'

A few days in the life of pocket lint. . .

Today's alpha-lesson is called "man-talk, woman-talk, other-talk." Whatever your gender, it's important to be seen huddling with members of the same gender. Others of that same gender who witness your huddle automatically see you as port of the local branch of you gender's ruling council. The tribal huddle. Learn it. Use it.

"It's like I've been cyberbullying for so long that I forgot how to do it in person."

'His self-confidence has soared since we started sending him to private school.'

A panhandler with a sign that reads "A portion of the proceeds goes to him" and an arrow that points to another panhandler.

"Maybe you're curious about my horn?"

"If you're not doing anything this weekend, I'm having some people over that I don't feel threatened by."

'Surely you wouldn't want me to laugh at your joke if I didn't think it was funny!'

"I'm voting for Stephen because I cannot stand Katie's mother, she is so catty! Anyway-- how're your parents doing with the divorce?"

Suzie would later win a Nobel Prize for her Law of Special Social Relativity.

Sign on desk reads: 'Thanks for not wishing me a nice day.'

"Maybe we should have brought a Riesling."

That party went well.

"Tom, I’d like you to meet Chris. Chris is better than you."

"How to talk to people" "Make them rue the day"

'I prefer the term 'whistleblower' to tattletale.'