By the way, I know how to perform the Heimlich maneuver. So, if you start choking on your food tonight, don't worry: I'll be all over you. Maybe even if you don't start choking, just to be safe.
Social Situations Observer Pillows
Add a touch of humor and personality to their home with pillows crafted for the social observer. Cozy and amusing, they’re perfect for lounging while watching social situations unfold.
"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"
"If I 'HAD IT ALL' it would it be enough?"
"Maybe we should have brought a Riesling."
'Fancy you doing a curtsey and she being a non-serving royal, you big dope!'
Glance Exchange
GOP exaggerating scale of immigration, inflation and crime rates
Nature is going crazy! Extremely hot summers, tornadoes, floods. . .and now Frank comes home sober on a Friday evening at 10 PM!
The opera - 'Please, sir, give us your ticket, if you ain;t a-goin' in again.'
"Discussion topic: Is our society becoming less civil and more violent?"
"What are you doing?"
"Do you have a boyfriend?"
No one knew it, but Gerald was about to execute what he called 'The Move.'"
"Ma'am, why don't you go ahead of me?" "Um... no thanks. Let's let this gentleman go ahead of us." "Oh, no... you ladies go right ahead!"
"Darling! We've become armchair socialites."
'It was my unfair dismissal claim cap.'
"Harold, stop sucking in your stomach when the girls walk by. You're going to hurt yourself."
"I pick up on people's pain, Alexander. What's wrong?"
"God help us, it's that guy."
The Exhibition at the Royal Academy
Millionaire trapped in the body of a bum. Please help correct the situation. ?
Feel Like A Contributing Member of Society....
Nervous at a party.
If I have to eat another mouthful of that sludge I'm gonna puke...
"I keep reading all these stories about virtual reality nookie."
French beggars (the one with a 'Merci mille fois' sign has the most money).
The United States of Amazement
Take a pill so you won't be one.
"He claims to be self aware but he clearly can't read a room."
"I know it's only been a little while since we've been allowed to mingle again but I'm already getting really tired of people."
"From where I'm sitting, ha-ha, you're behind bars!"
'Not...one...drop.'
"Do you remember when families used to get together and fight at Christmas?"
"Certainly. A party of four at seven-thirty in the name of Dr. Jennings. May I ask whether that is an actual medical degree or a Ph.D.?"
'Boy, look at his personal space!'
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