Social Observation Pillows

"Let’s start with that waiter over there."

"Pardon me, but I couldn’t help noticing how well-behaved your children are. May I ask which medications they’re on?"

Abstraction and recognition

'Can you recommend something good that won't look too fattening to passers-by?'

Public transit

'Fancy you doing a curtsey and she being a non-serving royal, you big dope!'

"At least it`s making us spend more time together as a family."

"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"

"If I 'HAD IT ALL' it would it be enough?"

"Maybe we should have brought a Riesling."

Glance Exchange

GOP exaggerating scale of immigration, inflation and crime rates

The opera - 'Please, sir, give us your ticket, if you ain;t a-goin' in again.'

Nature is going crazy! Extremely hot summers, tornadoes, floods. . .and now Frank comes home sober on a Friday evening at 10 PM!

"Discussion topic: Is our society becoming less civil and more violent?"

No one knew it, but Gerald was about to execute what he called 'The Move.'"

"Do you have a boyfriend?"

The Exhibition at the Royal Academy

"I pick up on people's pain, Alexander. What's wrong?"

"Darling! We've become armchair socialites."

"Harold, stop sucking in your stomach when the girls walk by. You're going to hurt yourself."

"God help us, it's that guy."

Nervous at a party.

Feel Like A Contributing Member of Society....

"Do you remember when families used to get together and fight at Christmas?"

"I keep reading all these stories about virtual reality nookie."

If I have to eat another mouthful of that sludge I'm gonna puke...

'Not...one...drop.'

"I know it's only been a little while since we've been allowed to mingle again but I'm already getting really tired of people."

"He claims to be self aware but he clearly can't read a room."

Take a pill so you won't be one.

"From where I'm sitting, ha-ha, you're behind bars!"

The United States of Amazement

French beggars (the one with a 'Merci mille fois' sign has the most money).

'Boy, look at his personal space!'