Social Observation Pillows

"Let’s start with that waiter over there."

"Pardon me, but I couldn’t help noticing how well-behaved your children are. May I ask which medications they’re on?"

Abstraction and recognition

'Can you recommend something good that won't look too fattening to passers-by?'

Public transit

'Fancy you doing a curtsey and she being a non-serving royal, you big dope!'

"At least it`s making us spend more time together as a family."

"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"

"If I 'HAD IT ALL' it would it be enough?"

"Maybe we should have brought a Riesling."

Glance Exchange

Nature is going crazy! Extremely hot summers, tornadoes, floods. . .and now Frank comes home sober on a Friday evening at 10 PM!

GOP exaggerating scale of immigration, inflation and crime rates

The opera - 'Please, sir, give us your ticket, if you ain;t a-goin' in again.'

"Discussion topic: Is our society becoming less civil and more violent?"

"What are you doing?"

No one knew it, but Gerald was about to execute what he called 'The Move.'"

"Ma'am, why don't you go ahead of me?" "Um... no thanks. Let's let this gentleman go ahead of us." "Oh, no... you ladies go right ahead!"

"Do you have a boyfriend?"

The Exhibition at the Royal Academy

"Darling! We've become armchair socialites."

Millionaire trapped in the body of a bum. Please help correct the situation. ?

"I pick up on people's pain, Alexander. What's wrong?"

"God help us, it's that guy."

"Harold, stop sucking in your stomach when the girls walk by. You're going to hurt yourself."

Nervous at a party.

Feel Like A Contributing Member of Society....

"He claims to be self aware but he clearly can't read a room."

'Not...one...drop.'

Take a pill so you won't be one.

The United States of Amazement

"I keep reading all these stories about virtual reality nookie."

"I know it's only been a little while since we've been allowed to mingle again but I'm already getting really tired of people."

French beggars (the one with a 'Merci mille fois' sign has the most money).

"Do you remember when families used to get together and fight at Christmas?"