Societal Observers Pillows

Feel Like A Contributing Member of Society....

"They laugh when the bady kicks but if I kicked her..."

"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"

"Dad, please tell me again about that mass production and consumerism."

"If I 'HAD IT ALL' it would it be enough?"

'Fancy you doing a curtsey and she being a non-serving royal, you big dope!'

Glance Exchange

I'm over-educated and under-employed. That's why there's no MIDDLE class anymore.

Life on Earth - The original chat room.

Nature is going crazy! Extremely hot summers, tornadoes, floods. . .and now Frank comes home sober on a Friday evening at 10 PM!

GOP exaggerating scale of immigration, inflation and crime rates

The opera - 'Please, sir, give us your ticket, if you ain;t a-goin' in again.'

Politicians are from Uranus.

"Discussion topic: Is our society becoming less civil and more violent?"

"Do you have a boyfriend?"

No one knew it, but Gerald was about to execute what he called 'The Move.'"

"I pick up on people's pain, Alexander. What's wrong?"

"Harold, stop sucking in your stomach when the girls walk by. You're going to hurt yourself."

The Exhibition at the Royal Academy

"Darling! We've become armchair socialites."

'It was my unfair dismissal claim cap.'

'Because we're still part of society - that's why we have to go organic.'

Nervous at a party.

The United States of Amazement

"I know it's only been a little while since we've been allowed to mingle again but I'm already getting really tired of people."

"I keep reading all these stories about virtual reality nookie."

'Not...one...drop.'

If I have to eat another mouthful of that sludge I'm gonna puke...

Take a pill so you won't be one.

"From where I'm sitting, ha-ha, you're behind bars!"

Books: Self-Improvement Just keeping up with Joneses.

French beggars (the one with a 'Merci mille fois' sign has the most money).

"Do you remember when families used to get together and fight at Christmas?"