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"They laugh when the bady kicks but if I kicked her..."

"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"

"Dad, please tell me again about that mass production and consumerism."

"If I 'HAD IT ALL' it would it be enough?"

Glance Exchange

'Fancy you doing a curtsey and she being a non-serving royal, you big dope!'

I'm over-educated and under-employed. That's why there's no MIDDLE class anymore.

Life on Earth - The original chat room.

Nature is going crazy! Extremely hot summers, tornadoes, floods. . .and now Frank comes home sober on a Friday evening at 10 PM!

Billions for Terrorists, No Tribute to Americans

The opera - 'Please, sir, give us your ticket, if you ain;t a-goin' in again.'

GOP exaggerating scale of immigration, inflation and crime rates

Politicians are from Uranus.

"Discussion topic: Is our society becoming less civil and more violent?"

"Do you have a boyfriend?"

No one knew it, but Gerald was about to execute what he called 'The Move.'"

"What are you doing?"

'Because we're still part of society - that's why we have to go organic.'

'It was my unfair dismissal claim cap.'

The Exhibition at the Royal Academy

Millionaire trapped in the body of a bum. Please help correct the situation. ?

"I pick up on people's pain, Alexander. What's wrong?"

"Harold, stop sucking in your stomach when the girls walk by. You're going to hurt yourself."

"Darling! We've become armchair socialites."

Nervous at a party.

French beggars (the one with a 'Merci mille fois' sign has the most money).

'Not...one...drop.'

The United States of Amazement

Books: Self-Improvement Just keeping up with Joneses.

"I know it's only been a little while since we've been allowed to mingle again but I'm already getting really tired of people."

Take a pill so you won't be one.

"I keep reading all these stories about virtual reality nookie."

Dear Sadie, I'm just an aging Baby-Boomer who still believes in America, and sees all the good around me, but I don't understand why we've become so mean. How can I feel good about us again? Signed, Marlemarion. Great question. There's an easy answer as to how you can feel better about the world. Change your name to something normal! I just don't agree with the @#$% premise that we've gotten mean.

"Do you remember when families used to get together and fight at Christmas?"