Society Observers Pillows

Writing a literary classic.

The Crossdresser Shop. 'It was just a question of time!'

'Because we're still part of society - that's why we have to go organic.'

"He's just not fitting in here."

"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"

"Dad, please tell me again about that mass production and consumerism."

"If I 'HAD IT ALL' it would it be enough?"

Glance Exchange

I'm over-educated and under-employed. That's why there's no MIDDLE class anymore.

Life on Earth - The original chat room.

GOP exaggerating scale of immigration, inflation and crime rates

Politicians are from Uranus.

The opera - 'Please, sir, give us your ticket, if you ain;t a-goin' in again.'

Nature is going crazy! Extremely hot summers, tornadoes, floods. . .and now Frank comes home sober on a Friday evening at 10 PM!

"Discussion topic: Is our society becoming less civil and more violent?"

"Do you have a boyfriend?"

No one knew it, but Gerald was about to execute what he called 'The Move.'"

"Harold, stop sucking in your stomach when the girls walk by. You're going to hurt yourself."

The Exhibition at the Royal Academy

"I pick up on people's pain, Alexander. What's wrong?"

"Darling! We've become armchair socialites."

'It was my unfair dismissal claim cap.'

Nervous at a party.

Feel Like A Contributing Member of Society....

If I have to eat another mouthful of that sludge I'm gonna puke...

"From where I'm sitting, ha-ha, you're behind bars!"

"I keep reading all these stories about virtual reality nookie."

The United States of Amazement

"I know it's only been a little while since we've been allowed to mingle again but I'm already getting really tired of people."

'Not...one...drop.'

Take a pill so you won't be one.

Books: Self-Improvement Just keeping up with Joneses.

French beggars (the one with a 'Merci mille fois' sign has the most money).

"Do you remember when families used to get together and fight at Christmas?"

"Sorry Sir, no hoodies."