Society Observers Gifts

Writing a literary classic.

The Crossdresser Shop. 'It was just a question of time!'

'Because we're still part of society - that's why we have to go organic.'

"He's just not fitting in here."

"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"

"Dad, please tell me again about that mass production and consumerism."

"If I 'HAD IT ALL' it would it be enough?"

Glance Exchange

I'm over-educated and under-employed. That's why there's no MIDDLE class anymore.

Life on Earth - The original chat room.

GOP exaggerating scale of immigration, inflation and crime rates

Billions for Terrorists, No Tribute to Americans

Nature is going crazy! Extremely hot summers, tornadoes, floods. . .and now Frank comes home sober on a Friday evening at 10 PM!

Politicians are from Uranus.

The opera - 'Please, sir, give us your ticket, if you ain;t a-goin' in again.'

"Discussion topic: Is our society becoming less civil and more violent?"

No one knew it, but Gerald was about to execute what he called 'The Move.'"

"Do you have a boyfriend?"

"What are you doing?"

The Exhibition at the Royal Academy

Millionaire trapped in the body of a bum. Please help correct the situation. ?

"I pick up on people's pain, Alexander. What's wrong?"

"Harold, stop sucking in your stomach when the girls walk by. You're going to hurt yourself."

'It was my unfair dismissal claim cap.'

"Darling! We've become armchair socialites."

Nervous at a party.

Feel Like A Contributing Member of Society....

Books: Self-Improvement Just keeping up with Joneses.

French beggars (the one with a 'Merci mille fois' sign has the most money).

'Not...one...drop.'

"I know it's only been a little while since we've been allowed to mingle again but I'm already getting really tired of people."

The United States of Amazement

Take a pill so you won't be one.

"I keep reading all these stories about virtual reality nookie."

If I have to eat another mouthful of that sludge I'm gonna puke...