Social Observers Gifts

"The question is, Is static electricity better than no electricity at all?"

'here comes that funny little woman and her big husband!'

"Excuse me,are you leaving?"

If I have to eat another mouthful of that sludge I'm gonna puke...

Toilet Grafitti in the 21st Century

'Hey! You just dropped a quarter in my coffee!'

How's My Panhandling?

"You needn't be scared of my husband catching us here. He'd never come to a dump like this."

The Loneliness of Power

"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"

"Dad, please tell me again about that mass production and consumerism."

"If I 'HAD IT ALL' it would it be enough?"

'Fancy you doing a curtsey and she being a non-serving royal, you big dope!'

Glance Exchange

I'm over-educated and under-employed. That's why there's no MIDDLE class anymore.

Life on Earth - The original chat room.

GOP exaggerating scale of immigration, inflation and crime rates

Nature is going crazy! Extremely hot summers, tornadoes, floods. . .and now Frank comes home sober on a Friday evening at 10 PM!

The opera - 'Please, sir, give us your ticket, if you ain;t a-goin' in again.'

Politicians are from Uranus.

"Discussion topic: Is our society becoming less civil and more violent?"

"Do you have a boyfriend?"

No one knew it, but Gerald was about to execute what he called 'The Move.'"

The Exhibition at the Royal Academy

"Harold, stop sucking in your stomach when the girls walk by. You're going to hurt yourself."

"I pick up on people's pain, Alexander. What's wrong?"

"Darling! We've become armchair socialites."

'Because we're still part of society - that's why we have to go organic.'

Nervous at a party.

Feel Like A Contributing Member of Society....

"From where I'm sitting, ha-ha, you're behind bars!"

"I keep reading all these stories about virtual reality nookie."

The United States of Amazement

"I know it's only been a little while since we've been allowed to mingle again but I'm already getting really tired of people."

'Not...one...drop.'