Social Observers Gifts

"The question is, Is static electricity better than no electricity at all?"

'here comes that funny little woman and her big husband!'

"Excuse me,are you leaving?"

If I have to eat another mouthful of that sludge I'm gonna puke...

Toilet Grafitti in the 21st Century

'Hey! You just dropped a quarter in my coffee!'

How's My Panhandling?

"You needn't be scared of my husband catching us here. He'd never come to a dump like this."

The Loneliness of Power

"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"

"Dad, please tell me again about that mass production and consumerism."

"If I 'HAD IT ALL' it would it be enough?"

'Fancy you doing a curtsey and she being a non-serving royal, you big dope!'

Glance Exchange

I'm over-educated and under-employed. That's why there's no MIDDLE class anymore.

Life on Earth - The original chat room.

Billions for Terrorists, No Tribute to Americans

The opera - 'Please, sir, give us your ticket, if you ain;t a-goin' in again.'

Nature is going crazy! Extremely hot summers, tornadoes, floods. . .and now Frank comes home sober on a Friday evening at 10 PM!

Politicians are from Uranus.

GOP exaggerating scale of immigration, inflation and crime rates

"Discussion topic: Is our society becoming less civil and more violent?"

No one knew it, but Gerald was about to execute what he called 'The Move.'"

"Do you have a boyfriend?"

"What are you doing?"

'Because we're still part of society - that's why we have to go organic.'

Millionaire trapped in the body of a bum. Please help correct the situation. ?

"I pick up on people's pain, Alexander. What's wrong?"

"Darling! We've become armchair socialites."

"Harold, stop sucking in your stomach when the girls walk by. You're going to hurt yourself."

The Exhibition at the Royal Academy

Nervous at a party.

Feel Like A Contributing Member of Society....

"I keep reading all these stories about virtual reality nookie."

Books: Self-Improvement Just keeping up with Joneses.