"Nice try at being hip, boomer. . . but we don't actually sell eggs and hashtags!"
Social Observants Gifts
Looking for a gift for someone who’s a social observant? Discover products that celebrate their curiosity and insight into human interactions. Perfect for those who notice the little details others might miss, these gifts blend humor and thoughtfulness—great for anyone who enjoys understanding social dynamics and people-watching.
"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"
"Dad, please tell me again about that mass production and consumerism."
"If I 'HAD IT ALL' it would it be enough?"
Glance Exchange
'Fancy you doing a curtsey and she being a non-serving royal, you big dope!'
I'm over-educated and under-employed. That's why there's no MIDDLE class anymore.
Life on Earth - The original chat room.
GOP exaggerating scale of immigration, inflation and crime rates
Nature is going crazy! Extremely hot summers, tornadoes, floods. . .and now Frank comes home sober on a Friday evening at 10 PM!
The opera - 'Please, sir, give us your ticket, if you ain;t a-goin' in again.'
Politicians are from Uranus.
"Discussion topic: Is our society becoming less civil and more violent?"
"Do you have a boyfriend?"
No one knew it, but Gerald was about to execute what he called 'The Move.'"
"What are you doing?"
Millionaire trapped in the body of a bum. Please help correct the situation. ?
The Exhibition at the Royal Academy
'Because we're still part of society - that's why we have to go organic.'
"Darling! We've become armchair socialites."
"I pick up on people's pain, Alexander. What's wrong?"
"Harold, stop sucking in your stomach when the girls walk by. You're going to hurt yourself."
Feel Like A Contributing Member of Society....
Nervous at a party.
"I know it's only been a little while since we've been allowed to mingle again but I'm already getting really tired of people."
Take a pill so you won't be one.
The United States of Amazement
French beggars (the one with a 'Merci mille fois' sign has the most money).
If I have to eat another mouthful of that sludge I'm gonna puke...
Dear Sadie, I'm just an aging Baby-Boomer who still believes in America, and sees all the good around me, but I don't understand why we've become so mean. How can I feel good about us again? Signed, Marlemarion. Great question. There's an easy answer as to how you can feel better about the world. Change your name to something normal! I just don't agree with the @#$% premise that we've gotten mean.
"I keep reading all these stories about virtual reality nookie."
Books: Self-Improvement Just keeping up with Joneses.
"From where I'm sitting, ha-ha, you're behind bars!"
'Not...one...drop.'
"Do you remember when families used to get together and fight at Christmas?"
Social Observants Gifts Collection
Social Observants Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs for social observers—perfect for their coffee break while analyzing social cues or just enjoying a good laugh.
Social Observants Pillows
Snuggle up with our humorous pillows made for social observers—adding personality and comfort to any space.
Social Observants Prints
Enhance their home with prints that celebrate social curiosity—ideal for inspiring conversations and adding a witty touch to their decor.
Social Observants T-Shirts
Check out our clever t-shirts designed for social observers—great for casual outings or making witty social statements.