Observer Of Society Pillows

'Sorry, forgot to warn you. Regular season starts next week. This is just an exhibitionist game.'

"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"

"Dad, please tell me again about that mass production and consumerism."

"If I 'HAD IT ALL' it would it be enough?"

"Maybe we should have brought a Riesling."

Glance Exchange

I'm over-educated and under-employed. That's why there's no MIDDLE class anymore.

Life on Earth - The original chat room.

GOP exaggerating scale of immigration, inflation and crime rates

Nature is going crazy! Extremely hot summers, tornadoes, floods. . .and now Frank comes home sober on a Friday evening at 10 PM!

Politicians are from Uranus.

Billions for Terrorists, No Tribute to Americans

The opera - 'Please, sir, give us your ticket, if you ain;t a-goin' in again.'

"Discussion topic: Is our society becoming less civil and more violent?"

"Ma'am, why don't you go ahead of me?" "Um... no thanks. Let's let this gentleman go ahead of us." "Oh, no... you ladies go right ahead!"

"Do you have a boyfriend?"

No one knew it, but Gerald was about to execute what he called 'The Move.'"

"What are you doing?"

'Because we're still part of society - that's why we have to go organic.'

"Harold, stop sucking in your stomach when the girls walk by. You're going to hurt yourself."

"I pick up on people's pain, Alexander. What's wrong?"

"God help us, it's that guy."

"Darling! We've become armchair socialites."

The Exhibition at the Royal Academy

Millionaire trapped in the body of a bum. Please help correct the situation. ?

Nervous at a party.

Feel Like A Contributing Member of Society....

"He claims to be self aware but he clearly can't read a room."

Books: Self-Improvement Just keeping up with Joneses.

"I know it's only been a little while since we've been allowed to mingle again but I'm already getting really tired of people."

French beggars (the one with a 'Merci mille fois' sign has the most money).

The United States of Amazement

Take a pill so you won't be one.

"I keep reading all these stories about virtual reality nookie."

Dear Sadie, I'm just an aging Baby-Boomer who still believes in America, and sees all the good around me, but I don't understand why we've become so mean. How can I feel good about us again? Signed, Marlemarion. Great question. There's an easy answer as to how you can feel better about the world. Change your name to something normal! I just don't agree with the @#$% premise that we've gotten mean.