Modern Society Observer Pillows

'Well, I'm not telling him off. He might be armed.'

"It's not a fitness fad. They don't want to lose connectivity."

The fears of a 'Brave New World.'

"I grew up in a traditional family. My parents divorced when I was six years old."

"You don't often see a policeman on the street these days."

"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"

"Couldn't you have just laughed instead of spelling 'LOL' in your alphabet soup?"

"Dad, please tell me again about that mass production and consumerism."

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

"If I 'HAD IT ALL' it would it be enough?"

Selfie Stick

Glance Exchange

"Do you want to be vaguely dissatisfied with Italian or Korean?"

I'm over-educated and under-employed. That's why there's no MIDDLE class anymore.

Life on Earth - The original chat room.

Nature is going crazy! Extremely hot summers, tornadoes, floods. . .and now Frank comes home sober on a Friday evening at 10 PM!

GOP exaggerating scale of immigration, inflation and crime rates

Politicians are from Uranus.

The opera - 'Please, sir, give us your ticket, if you ain;t a-goin' in again.'

"Discussion topic: Is our society becoming less civil and more violent?"

"Of course, the actual honey is all made overseas."

"Do you have a boyfriend?"

Fire hydrant with regular or sparkling water

'Because we're still part of society - that's why we have to go organic.'

"Harold, stop sucking in your stomach when the girls walk by. You're going to hurt yourself."

"No, it's not codependency. The neediness is just in one direction."

The Exhibition at the Royal Academy

"I pick up on people's pain, Alexander. What's wrong?"

"Darling! We've become armchair socialites."

"Beats me how pregnancy has survived into the modern era. There's no reception desk, product guarantee nor customer service department!"

"He was much more effective in the field."

"Closing averages on the human scene were mixed today. Brotherly love was down two points, while enlightened self-interest gained a half. Vanity showed no movement, and guarded optimism slipped a point in sluggish trading. Over all, the status quo remained unchanged."

Nervous at a party.

"I keep reading all these stories about virtual reality nookie."

Books: Self-Improvement Just keeping up with Joneses.