Modern Society Observer Pillows

'Excuse me...are you okay?'

'Well, I'm not telling him off. He might be armed.'

"It's not a fitness fad. They don't want to lose connectivity."

The fears of a 'Brave New World.'

"I grew up in a traditional family. My parents divorced when I was six years old."

"You don't often see a policeman on the street these days."

"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"

"Couldn't you have just laughed instead of spelling 'LOL' in your alphabet soup?"

"Dad, please tell me again about that mass production and consumerism."

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

"If I 'HAD IT ALL' it would it be enough?"

"Do you want to be vaguely dissatisfied with Italian or Korean?"

Glance Exchange

Selfie Stick

I'm over-educated and under-employed. That's why there's no MIDDLE class anymore.

Life on Earth - The original chat room.

Politicians are from Uranus.

GOP exaggerating scale of immigration, inflation and crime rates

Nature is going crazy! Extremely hot summers, tornadoes, floods. . .and now Frank comes home sober on a Friday evening at 10 PM!

The opera - 'Please, sir, give us your ticket, if you ain;t a-goin' in again.'

"Discussion topic: Is our society becoming less civil and more violent?"

"What are you doing?"

"Of course, the actual honey is all made overseas."

"Do you have a boyfriend?"

Fire hydrant with regular or sparkling water

"I pick up on people's pain, Alexander. What's wrong?"

'Because we're still part of society - that's why we have to go organic.'

Millionaire trapped in the body of a bum. Please help correct the situation. ?

The Exhibition at the Royal Academy

"Beats me how pregnancy has survived into the modern era. There's no reception desk, product guarantee nor customer service department!"

You won't believe what happens in circle 6!! Dante's Inferno updated.

"Harold, stop sucking in your stomach when the girls walk by. You're going to hurt yourself."

"No, it's not codependency. The neediness is just in one direction."

"Darling! We've become armchair socialites."

"He was much more effective in the field."