Modern Culture Observer Pillows

Cancel and Gretel

You won't believe what happens in circle 6!! Dante's Inferno updated.

"Now that's what I call a 'holy in the wall'".

'All major credit cards accepted'

"Daddy says God created Eve out of Adam´s spare credit card!"

Today, it's chic to be cheap.

'Dang it! The gals out here leave little to a feller's imagination.'

"It's unbelievable to get kicked out of paradise because of one lousy apple... But wait, I'll give you a really bad rating for that, buddy!"

Human Evolution

"Couldn't you have just laughed instead of spelling 'LOL' in your alphabet soup?"

"Trust me Jesus, if you want to make a bigger impact work on being seeker friendly."

Ten Plagues for Today's Seder

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

"Do you want to be vaguely dissatisfied with Italian or Korean?"

'If no man is an island, then what the hell is no woman?'

Selfie Stick

"In my own country I didn't drive a taxi."

Police Statetion

"Don't forget to rate us on stable-BnB."

"Of course, the actual honey is all made overseas."

Fire hydrant with regular or sparkling water

Regardless children just want to fit in.

"Beats me how pregnancy has survived into the modern era. There's no reception desk, product guarantee nor customer service department!"

"No, it's not codependency. The neediness is just in one direction."

"He was much more effective in the field."

"Closing averages on the human scene were mixed today. Brotherly love was down two points, while enlightened self-interest gained a half. Vanity showed no movement, and guarded optimism slipped a point in sluggish trading. Over all, the status quo remained unchanged."

"And the tech guy said not to worry if I lost my phone. There's an app for that..."

Trump Tower

All You Can Tweet Restaurant.

A horse driving a Model T tows an Amish buggy.

"If you want to know why I fired you, you can subscribe to my blog."

"Your sister got another promotion."

"It was a scary few minutes but now I'm making a fortune as a motivation speaker."

"Someone just pinched my mobile phone"

"Beware of avant-guard dog."