Sociological Observer Pillows

Just married.

"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"

"Dad, please tell me again about that mass production and consumerism."

"If I 'HAD IT ALL' it would it be enough?"

"Maybe we should have brought a Riesling."

'Fancy you doing a curtsey and she being a non-serving royal, you big dope!'

Glance Exchange

I'm over-educated and under-employed. That's why there's no MIDDLE class anymore.

Life on Earth - The original chat room.

GOP exaggerating scale of immigration, inflation and crime rates

Nature is going crazy! Extremely hot summers, tornadoes, floods. . .and now Frank comes home sober on a Friday evening at 10 PM!

Politicians are from Uranus.

Billions for Terrorists, No Tribute to Americans

The opera - 'Please, sir, give us your ticket, if you ain;t a-goin' in again.'

"Discussion topic: Is our society becoming less civil and more violent?"

"Ma'am, why don't you go ahead of me?" "Um... no thanks. Let's let this gentleman go ahead of us." "Oh, no... you ladies go right ahead!"

No one knew it, but Gerald was about to execute what he called 'The Move.'"

"Do you have a boyfriend?"

"What are you doing?"

Millionaire trapped in the body of a bum. Please help correct the situation. ?

'Because we're still part of society - that's why we have to go organic.'

"Harold, stop sucking in your stomach when the girls walk by. You're going to hurt yourself."

"God help us, it's that guy."

"I pick up on people's pain, Alexander. What's wrong?"

"Darling! We've become armchair socialites."

The Exhibition at the Royal Academy

'It was my unfair dismissal claim cap.'

Feel Like A Contributing Member of Society....

Nervous at a party.

"He claims to be self aware but he clearly can't read a room."

Books: Self-Improvement Just keeping up with Joneses.

"I know it's only been a little while since we've been allowed to mingle again but I'm already getting really tired of people."

French beggars (the one with a 'Merci mille fois' sign has the most money).

The United States of Amazement

Take a pill so you won't be one.