Societal Observation Pillows

"Sorry, my mind was wandering. Were we complaining about today's youth, the government or the weather?"

"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"

"Dad, please tell me again about that mass production and consumerism."

"If I 'HAD IT ALL' it would it be enough?"

'Fancy you doing a curtsey and she being a non-serving royal, you big dope!'

Glance Exchange

I'm over-educated and under-employed. That's why there's no MIDDLE class anymore.

Life on Earth - The original chat room.

GOP exaggerating scale of immigration, inflation and crime rates

Nature is going crazy! Extremely hot summers, tornadoes, floods. . .and now Frank comes home sober on a Friday evening at 10 PM!

Politicians are from Uranus.

The opera - 'Please, sir, give us your ticket, if you ain;t a-goin' in again.'

"Discussion topic: Is our society becoming less civil and more violent?"

"Do you have a boyfriend?"

No one knew it, but Gerald was about to execute what he called 'The Move.'"

"Harold, stop sucking in your stomach when the girls walk by. You're going to hurt yourself."

'It was my unfair dismissal claim cap.'

"I pick up on people's pain, Alexander. What's wrong?"

The Exhibition at the Royal Academy

"Darling! We've become armchair socialites."

'Because we're still part of society - that's why we have to go organic.'

Nervous at a party.

Feel Like A Contributing Member of Society....

The United States of Amazement

"I keep reading all these stories about virtual reality nookie."

Take a pill so you won't be one.

"I know it's only been a little while since we've been allowed to mingle again but I'm already getting really tired of people."

If I have to eat another mouthful of that sludge I'm gonna puke...

"From where I'm sitting, ha-ha, you're behind bars!"

French beggars (the one with a 'Merci mille fois' sign has the most money).

'Not...one...drop.'

"Do you remember when families used to get together and fight at Christmas?"