Societal Observation Gifts

"Sorry, my mind was wandering. Were we complaining about today's youth, the government or the weather?"

"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"

"Dad, please tell me again about that mass production and consumerism."

"If I 'HAD IT ALL' it would it be enough?"

Glance Exchange

'Fancy you doing a curtsey and she being a non-serving royal, you big dope!'

I'm over-educated and under-employed. That's why there's no MIDDLE class anymore.

Life on Earth - The original chat room.

Politicians are from Uranus.

Billions for Terrorists, No Tribute to Americans

GOP exaggerating scale of immigration, inflation and crime rates

Nature is going crazy! Extremely hot summers, tornadoes, floods. . .and now Frank comes home sober on a Friday evening at 10 PM!

The opera - 'Please, sir, give us your ticket, if you ain;t a-goin' in again.'

"Discussion topic: Is our society becoming less civil and more violent?"

"What are you doing?"

"Do you have a boyfriend?"

No one knew it, but Gerald was about to execute what he called 'The Move.'"

"Darling! We've become armchair socialites."

'It was my unfair dismissal claim cap.'

'Because we're still part of society - that's why we have to go organic.'

"I pick up on people's pain, Alexander. What's wrong?"

The Exhibition at the Royal Academy

Millionaire trapped in the body of a bum. Please help correct the situation. ?

"Harold, stop sucking in your stomach when the girls walk by. You're going to hurt yourself."

Feel Like A Contributing Member of Society....

Nervous at a party.

Dear Sadie, I'm just an aging Baby-Boomer who still believes in America, and sees all the good around me, but I don't understand why we've become so mean. How can I feel good about us again? Signed, Marlemarion. Great question. There's an easy answer as to how you can feel better about the world. Change your name to something normal! I just don't agree with the @#$% premise that we've gotten mean.

French beggars (the one with a 'Merci mille fois' sign has the most money).

If I have to eat another mouthful of that sludge I'm gonna puke...

Take a pill so you won't be one.

"I keep reading all these stories about virtual reality nookie."

The United States of Amazement

'Not...one...drop.'

"I know it's only been a little while since we've been allowed to mingle again but I'm already getting really tired of people."

"Do you remember when families used to get together and fight at Christmas?"