Leadership Dynamics Observer Gifts

'Okay, now who wants to be in charge?'

"This is a merit-based organization! Can't you see I’ve hired the very best and most qualified yes-men money can buy?"

'We invest so much money in training staff...it's a mystery to me why businesses would risk losing them.'

'And remember to emphasize we're giving them the opportunity to find a better job.'

"Evidence suggests she was working on the puzzle, got up to make tea, husband enters and puts last piece in..."

'AT&T? I'm letting you go. I'm down-sizing too!'

"Maybe we should have brought a Riesling."

"To make things more democratic, I've decided to introduce a round-table policy."

King Solomon's Pollster.

"Ma'am, why don't you go ahead of me?" "Um... no thanks. Let's let this gentleman go ahead of us." "Oh, no... you ladies go right ahead!"

'All applicants for employment must first submit to a company physical - We use it to eliminate anyone with a backbone.'

"Missing a call is no excuse for eating your assistant."

'....and that's our CEO. He's trying to find a corporate direction.'

'Have you decided who's going to be team leader?'

'You seem young, Perkins. Why, I bet I was incarcerated before you were even born.'

"God help us, it's that guy."

'You're not the manager I expected.' - 'So blame yourself for having lousy judgement.'

"Is this your bright idea, Janet?"

"Come on, we all know you're the new Alpha Male: No need to rub it in by wearing a badge..."

'Don't try to use me. I'm not user friendly!'

"Guess what, Collins? Not my job to remember what I said yesterday."

Good solution. Now we need a good problem.

'Cut out the hearsay and get back to work, Ms. Sims.'

'They're always going on and on about 'carrying management' so this seemed like a natural...'

"Looks like J.B. changed his mind about his open door policy!"

'I never question your ability. I never even mention it.'

'It's a real conundrum. Not sure if I should open it, or beat it.'

'Lets see now, Henderson, you've not shown any initiative because nobody asked you to.'

'I'm afraid of being left behind.'

'There's a conglomerate of malcontents here to see you, sir.'

"Oh, he claims I bit his head off, did he? And I suppose you BELIEVED him?"

"Eric, this is your father, mister Trump." "You must have the wrong number. I'm Mortimer Park."

'We should talk more.'

"That report you wrote sure made me look good to the board... Take an extra five minutes for lunch!"

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