Career Dynamics Observer Gifts

'I remember when I was high right-hand man.'

"This position has become very important to the company."

'And remember to emphasize we're giving them the opportunity to find a better job.'

'AT&T? I'm letting you go. I'm down-sizing too!'

'So Kyle - have you considered the challenges of van driving?'

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

"You're not the same pupa you were when we first met."

'Bit of a staffing problem, Boss. We haven't got any left.'

"Maybe we should have brought a Riesling."

'I give this one about three months...'

"He's the best our AI recruitment algorithm could fund, unfortunately our AI is really stupid."

'I find my job interesting because even after 27 years, I still don't know exactly what I'm doing here!'

"It's been hell since you went into animation."

'Why do you want a career in the bank?'

"It's translated from French, so where it says 'Harvard Business School' it may mean 'jail.'"

Ace headhunters.

'You call it diversified work experience.. I call it can't hold a job.'

Planned service changes

"Very impressive resume, however you didn't explain why you were tagged and released from your last job."

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"Missing a call is no excuse for eating your assistant."

"Oh yes, we expect to replace you very soon. After all, the qualifications for the job aren't much."

"This is one of those great jobs you'd be willing to do for free. Will you do it for free?"

'All applicants for employment must first submit to a company physical - We use it to eliminate anyone with a backbone.'

'Mom, Dad. I've made up my mind. I'm going to skip college, hire an agent, and pin all my hopes on a professional bass fishing careers.'

'Worker or Soldier: Is that all you can suggest? Not much of a choice is there!...'

'Have you decided who's going to be team leader?'

'From now on, Bob, you'll have to fetch your own newspaper and slippers. I'm ready for a career change.'

"Baldo, I don't care what you are...as long as you're good at it."

'Please don't be hurt, Dad, but I've decided to go into gathering instead of hunting.'

'Don't try to use me. I'm not user friendly!'

"God help us, it's that guy."

'You seem young, Perkins. Why, I bet I was incarcerated before you were even born.'

'You're not the manager I expected.' - 'So blame yourself for having lousy judgement.'