School Dynamics Observer Gifts

PTA Meeting Tonight: Parents,Teachers,Attorneys

'We're no longer called 'Children', we're called 'Age Disadvantaged'!'

"This position has become very important to the company."

"Maybe we should have brought a Riesling."

"Should we put down what we think is right, or what we think you think is right?"

"Now the geeks hold all the power. They're the ones who know how to forge a parent's e-signature."

"Where am I going to college? I thought this was college."

"God help us, it's that guy."

"In obedience school, I was voted 'Most likely to chew a slipper'."

'If your cell phone has five hundred minutes, and you use one of them during this class, how long will you be in detention?'

The new boy was teased for being different.

"He claims to be self aware but he clearly can't read a room."

Stable boys and Scottsman

"I think deep down he's really pleased the union has a female head for the first time..."

"Certainly. A party of four at seven-thirty in the name of Dr. Jennings. May I ask whether that is an actual medical degree or a Ph.D.?"

'Boy, look at his personal space!'

Poplar Trees/Not very Poplar Trees.

'Could I see you after class?'

"Ah guys, before you push any buttons can I just check my calculator?"

'He can call whoever he wants, she's still not parking that thing in my classroom!'

'Here's a list of women I want you to stay away from at the party tonight.'

"His ability to shoulder all the blame makes him irreplaceable."

"Do you think everyone hangs out with me because I'm cool and funny, or because I'm God."

"I can't believe it's another day closer to the end of school. This is the saddest time of the year. At least until tomorrow...then that will be the saddest time of the year."

"Oh, God, it's the Herefords, pretend we don't see them."

"I tried talking to the principal about what I’d be teaching next semester, but he kept changing the subject."

Servant talking to her old master about her new position

'So what if people are watching you. Aren't you also looking at them?'

"My gut instinct was to say yes. . . but years in social work have shown me how these things end up working out."

"Don't preted to hibernate when I'm talking to you."

Conglomerates

Don't jump! You haven't paid your five bucks for the office lottery pool yet!

"Ms. Sims and I have known each other for quite some time, but it turns out we aren't on a first-name basis."

"We've decided to experiment. I'll stay home more, and Victor's going to look for a job."