Discipline Dynamics Observer Gifts

'You see! This is why I think John may have lost control of his class!'

'We invest so much money in training staff...it's a mystery to me why businesses would risk losing them.'

"This position has become very important to the company."

'And remember to emphasize we're giving them the opportunity to find a better job.'

'When he said it would be 'me and him against the world' I had no idea everyone was already mad at him.'

"To make things more democratic, I've decided to introduce a round-table policy."

'All applicants for employment must first submit to a company physical - We use it to eliminate anyone with a backbone.'

"Missing a call is no excuse for eating your assistant."

'Have you decided who's going to be team leader?'

'You seem young, Perkins. Why, I bet I was incarcerated before you were even born.'

'You're not the manager I expected.' - 'So blame yourself for having lousy judgement.'

'Don't try to use me. I'm not user friendly!'

'Looks like Kryson is no longer in the inner circle.'

Good solution. Now we need a good problem.

'Cut out the hearsay and get back to work, Ms. Sims.'

"I think deep down he's really pleased the union has a female head for the first time..."

'I never question your ability. I never even mention it.'

"Oh, he claims I bit his head off, did he? And I suppose you BELIEVED him?"

'They're always going on and on about 'carrying management' so this seemed like a natural...'

'I'm afraid of being left behind.'

Stable boys and Scottsman

"That report you wrote sure made me look good to the board... Take an extra five minutes for lunch!"

I don't feel very secure on this job.

'Lets see now, Henderson, you've not shown any initiative because nobody asked you to.'

Age-salary ratio

PTA Meeting Tonight: Parents,Teachers,Attorneys

'You were right. We should have gotten a lap dog.'

Poplar Trees/Not very Poplar Trees.

"Watch it... the boss is in a crappy mood."

Boss

"The marketing department says it's my turn to kick the ball."

"I like the way you handle responsibility, Fenton, so I'm going to blame some stuff on you."

'Gosh, Cindylou, you can't judge a guy solely on how he eats spaghetti!'

"Damn if I didn't start walking in this direction for a reason..."

'I'm the boss who promised change...Griswell, you're fired! Segmott, you have Griswell's job.'