Discipline Observer Gifts

'You do realize that this isn't going to look good on my resume?'

'The circle is complete!'

'That large, rolled up newspaper is a reminder - mess up in this office and you'll pay the price.'

Nuclear Security Summit

"It seemed like a long timeout."

'Let's see what they're screwing up today.'

'I never believed in spanking children - until today!'

"In obedience school, I was voted 'Most likely to chew a slipper'."

"Oh, no, no, no, no! Please, NOOO!"

"It's a turkey vulture, and it's got something big. Honey, where's Delia?"

Stable boys and Scottsman

'To become ONE with the Universe, you must first become COMPLIANT with the Universe!'

PTA Meeting Tonight: Parents,Teachers,Attorneys

'My school has a very strict detention policy.'

Barrister startled by a witness' description of him

"Fake."

"Is this your work?"

Servant talking to her old master about her new position

"Then again, in some extreme cases, a swift kick in the pants is called for!"

Servant girl turning down a job because the family are not genteel enough

"Artie, you would not believe what’s going on down there."

Cabs vs Omnibuses

"Whew, am I glad there are more boys than girls in this class!"

'We're no longer called 'Children', we're called 'Age Disadvantaged'!'

'Do we want a box of raisins? Mister, this is Halloween, not audition night at the comedy club!'

Less than a quarter of GP trainees to stay in full-time clinical work according to survey.

"Show-off!"

'When you can hear the sound of one cheek pooing you will have learned, grasshopper...'

"I can't believe I got an advanced degree for this!"

Sure there's a way to discipline them. Yell at them.

'Can I call you back? I'm just about to break bad news.'

'They offered a compromise - it's sort of tenure, but I still have have to teach freshman English.'

'It's quite depressing really: The students have better cars than we have...'

"Your good cop, bad cop routine isn't working."

"Now that's the Mr. Lumpkin I know and love!"