Discipline Detectives Gifts

'My Mom REALLY doesn't want us in the cookie jar.'

I don't mind being punished now and then --- What gets me is preventive detention!

'This is nothing like Abu Ghraib!'

"What's that? I asked for a teal lichen. That's a brown thread. Are you trying to upset me?"

Man stood by signpost to 'here' or 'there'.

'That large, rolled up newspaper is a reminder - mess up in this office and you'll pay the price.'

Mall Directory: You aren't here x - where the heck are you?

Hither and Yon sign

"Here...let me call an expert...someone who knows about these things."

Hedge Fund: Our 'Swaps' which mimic stocks, were voted #1 derivative of the year!

We have a problem with your research. We're Encyclopedia Britannica and you're Wikipedia.

"It seemed like a long timeout."

Recalculating

Hospital Departments

You are here.

Science Snobs

Chaos Theory Lecture - Upstairs and ask again.

Micro and Macro Department,

Confused drivers

"Does the No. 1 stop here and does that go to Penn Station and can I get a train there to Philadelphia and then how do I get to Walnut Street?"

Don't forget to read the small print.

"Your curriculum vitae is extremely detailed, isn't it? I don't quite know what to make of the fact that your third-grade teacher, Miss Hartley, made you stand in the corner for throwing an eraser although another kid did it."

GPS verses Map and Compass - Lost or Found?

A Simplified Map Airport Map

Rudolph's off-season side hustle

The Life of Riley...

"I just audited our books. Your register came up five cents short, Rudy."

'Yes, It's in that direction.'

"Wait...Did I Say 'North'?"

'Wow! -- Talk about family values!'

You are Here

Devil in the detail

"You say in your resume that you're very meticulous."

"Oh come on mate. I thought you said that you'd done the knowledge!"

Fire Backwards.