Divinity Detectives Gifts

'...But in case God misses something...'

'That large, rolled up newspaper is a reminder - mess up in this office and you'll pay the price.'

"I see you're back from church. What was cherry-picked for you today?"

"Ma, what does 'kosher' mean?"

Hedge Fund: Our 'Swaps' which mimic stocks, were voted #1 derivative of the year!

We have a problem with your research. We're Encyclopedia Britannica and you're Wikipedia.

"It seemed like a long timeout."

"Tee-Hee! Working like a charm!"

'Okay - who leaked?'

'God sees everything? You mean He channel surfs?'

'What did He do before he was God?'

'Wow! -- Talk about family values!'

'My school has a very strict detention policy.'

"It says God created heaven and earth, then there was light. Why didn't He do it the other way round, when He could see what He was doing?"

"That's not what I said."

"You arrive early, You work hard, You stay focused. What's your game?"

Today's lesson: the plague of darkness

"How's this? 'Employee grants to Company, throughout the universe, the omniverse, including all fictional universes of parallel universes yet to be discovered...'"

"Perhaps you slept SLOWER than usual..."

"Then again, in some extreme cases, a swift kick in the pants is called for!"

"Well, you asked for a sign!"

"Really looks like they could use a miracle about now sir!"

'We learned in school today that you learn something new every day, but I don't believe it!'

'We've got a list of suspects in that Abel homicide.'

"Your good cop, bad cop routine isn't working."

"Now that's the Mr. Lumpkin I know and love!"

Method, Discipline, Professionalism, Feral children.

Biden's great challenge.

'The Turin Cow'.

'Can't heal you unless you believe.'

'Well, we'd better review the tapes.'

'My Mom REALLY doesn't want us in the cookie jar.'

'We've got a list of suspects in that Abel homicide.'