
"That's not what I said."
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"That's not what I said."
Man stood by signpost to 'here' or 'there'.
'That large, rolled up newspaper is a reminder - mess up in this office and you'll pay the price.'
Mall Directory: You aren't here x - where the heck are you?
"If you get to the pitchfork-shaped cloud, you've gone too far."
Hither and Yon sign
"It seemed like a long timeout."
Hospital Departments
Recalculating
'Okay - who leaked?'
You are here.
'God sees everything? You mean He channel surfs?'
Chaos Theory Lecture - Upstairs and ask again.
Confused drivers
"Does the No. 1 stop here and does that go to Penn Station and can I get a train there to Philadelphia and then how do I get to Walnut Street?"
GPS verses Map and Compass - Lost or Found?
A Simplified Map Airport Map
"Wait...Did I Say 'North'?"
The Life of Riley...
Travellers
You are Here
'Yes, It's in that direction.'
Rudolph's off-season side hustle
'Wow! -- Talk about family values!'
"Oh come on mate. I thought you said that you'd done the knowledge!"
Fire Backwards.
'Some scout he is!'
Recalculating!
Road sign indicating Heart of England and Triple Bypass.
'My school has a very strict detention policy.'
Remote-controlled Popemobile.
"It says God created heaven and earth, then there was light. Why didn't He do it the other way round, when He could see what He was doing?"
'I don't like to question your map reading dear, but could you have another look at the last left turn?'
'How did I end up in Barcelona?...'
Scarecrow Directions
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