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"That's not what I said."

Man stood by signpost to 'here' or 'there'.

'That large, rolled up newspaper is a reminder - mess up in this office and you'll pay the price.'

Mall Directory: You aren't here x - where the heck are you?

"If you get to the pitchfork-shaped cloud, you've gone too far."

Hither and Yon sign

Hospital Departments

Recalculating

'Okay - who leaked?'

"It seemed like a long timeout."

You are here.

Chaos Theory Lecture - Upstairs and ask again.

'God sees everything? You mean He channel surfs?'

Confused drivers

"Does the No. 1 stop here and does that go to Penn Station and can I get a train there to Philadelphia and then how do I get to Walnut Street?"

GPS verses Map and Compass - Lost or Found?

A Simplified Map Airport Map

You are Here

Travellers

'Yes, It's in that direction.'

"Wait...Did I Say 'North'?"

Rudolph's off-season side hustle

'Wow! -- Talk about family values!'

The Life of Riley...

"Oh come on mate. I thought you said that you'd done the knowledge!"

Road sign indicating Heart of England and Triple Bypass.

'My school has a very strict detention policy.'

Recalculating!

"It says God created heaven and earth, then there was light. Why didn't He do it the other way round, when He could see what He was doing?"

'How did I end up in Barcelona?...'

Scarecrow Directions

'I don't like to question your map reading dear, but could you have another look at the last left turn?'

Left and Right: Please be consistent.