Direction Detectives T-Shirts

Directory: You are here

Tourists and GPS

You are NOT here, here, here, here, here, here,here, here, or here.

The Life of Riley...

"So, according to this map we're at the other end of the street."

Literal Following of Directions: RUN

"What's that? I asked for a teal lichen. That's a brown thread. Are you trying to upset me?"

Man stood by signpost to 'here' or 'there'.

'That large, rolled up newspaper is a reminder - mess up in this office and you'll pay the price.'

Mall Directory: You aren't here x - where the heck are you?

Hither and Yon sign

"Can't we ride off in another direction?"

"Well, guys... I guess we'll just have to ask Siri where we are." "No! Don't do that!" "Yeah! We know exactly what we're doing!" "Dude! Have you forgotten our credo?" "Society for the refusal to ask for directions."

We have a problem with your research. We're Encyclopedia Britannica and you're Wikipedia.

Recalculating

Three-dimensional, eh --- What makes you so spatial?

Hospital Departments

"It seemed like a long timeout."

Do you ever wonder if there's really a higher power? What do you mean? Is there an all-knowing being that keeps track of you? That always knows where you are

You are here.

Chaos Theory Lecture - Upstairs and ask again.

Micro and Macro Department,

Confused drivers

Don't forget to read the small print.

"Your curriculum vitae is extremely detailed, isn't it? I don't quite know what to make of the fact that your third-grade teacher, Miss Hartley, made you stand in the corner for throwing an eraser although another kid did it."

"Does the No. 1 stop here and does that go to Penn Station and can I get a train there to Philadelphia and then how do I get to Walnut Street?"

GPS verses Map and Compass - Lost or Found?

A Simplified Map Airport Map

'Yes, It's in that direction.'

"Wait...Did I Say 'North'?"

You are Here

Devil in the detail

Travellers

Rudolph's off-season side hustle

"I just audited our books. Your register came up five cents short, Rudy."