Direction Detectives Pillows

Directory: You are here

Tourists and GPS

You are NOT here, here, here, here, here, here,here, here, or here.

The Life of Riley...

"So, according to this map we're at the other end of the street."

Literal Following of Directions: RUN

"What's that? I asked for a teal lichen. That's a brown thread. Are you trying to upset me?"

Man stood by signpost to 'here' or 'there'.

'That large, rolled up newspaper is a reminder - mess up in this office and you'll pay the price.'

Mall Directory: You aren't here x - where the heck are you?

Hither and Yon sign

"Can't we ride off in another direction?"

We have a problem with your research. We're Encyclopedia Britannica and you're Wikipedia.

Hospital Departments

Recalculating

"It seemed like a long timeout."

You are here.

Chaos Theory Lecture - Upstairs and ask again.

Micro and Macro Department,

Confused drivers

"Your curriculum vitae is extremely detailed, isn't it? I don't quite know what to make of the fact that your third-grade teacher, Miss Hartley, made you stand in the corner for throwing an eraser although another kid did it."

Don't forget to read the small print.

"Does the No. 1 stop here and does that go to Penn Station and can I get a train there to Philadelphia and then how do I get to Walnut Street?"

GPS verses Map and Compass - Lost or Found?

A Simplified Map Airport Map

"Wait...Did I Say 'North'?"

"You say in your resume that you're very meticulous."

'Yes, It's in that direction.'

You are Here

Rudolph's off-season side hustle

Travellers

"I just audited our books. Your register came up five cents short, Rudy."

Devil in the detail

After purchasing a smartphone with advanced GPS, Mitch pinpoints his current location and realizes that within the past 25 years he had never really moved one inch in either direction.

"Oh come on mate. I thought you said that you'd done the knowledge!"