Directions Detective Pillows

"Head down this road 'bout three miles, turn right onto Route 12A, take that until you see a barn with a 'Trump' sign on it. At the foreclosure sign, make a left..."

"What's that? I asked for a teal lichen. That's a brown thread. Are you trying to upset me?"

Man stood by signpost to 'here' or 'there'.

'That large, rolled up newspaper is a reminder - mess up in this office and you'll pay the price.'

Mall Directory: You aren't here x - where the heck are you?

Hither and Yon sign

"Here...let me call an expert...someone who knows about these things."

Recalculating

Hospital Departments

"It seemed like a long timeout."

You are here.

Chaos Theory Lecture - Upstairs and ask again.

Micro and Macro Department,

Confused drivers

"Does the No. 1 stop here and does that go to Penn Station and can I get a train there to Philadelphia and then how do I get to Walnut Street?"

Don't forget to read the small print.

"Your curriculum vitae is extremely detailed, isn't it? I don't quite know what to make of the fact that your third-grade teacher, Miss Hartley, made you stand in the corner for throwing an eraser although another kid did it."

GPS verses Map and Compass - Lost or Found?

A Simplified Map Airport Map

You are Here

Travellers

After purchasing a smartphone with advanced GPS, Mitch pinpoints his current location and realizes that within the past 25 years he had never really moved one inch in either direction.

Devil in the detail

"I just audited our books. Your register came up five cents short, Rudy."

Rudolph's off-season side hustle

'Yes, It's in that direction.'

"Wait...Did I Say 'North'?"

The Life of Riley...

"You say in your resume that you're very meticulous."

Manual Labor.

"Oh come on mate. I thought you said that you'd done the knowledge!"

Fire Backwards.

'My school has a very strict detention policy.'

Road sign indicating Heart of England and Triple Bypass.

'Some scout he is!'