Perspective Detective Pillows

"And now here's Nancy with an alternate version of that very same story."

"What's that? I asked for a teal lichen. That's a brown thread. Are you trying to upset me?"

A boy acting suspiciously

'Look at that! Peanuts!'

"May I get an equation in edgewise."

"I wanted a Meticulous Monday or a Thorough Thursday report. This reads more like a Frivolous Friday."

"Enough about the forest, why don't you show us more trees?"

We have a problem with your research. We're Encyclopedia Britannica and you're Wikipedia.

"To 'click to enter' or not to 'click to enter'… that is the question."

Chaos Theory Lecture - Upstairs and ask again.

"Yikes! So many foundations, so little time."

Micro and Macro Department,

'As far as we can tell, the system went down because someone stepped on a crack in the sidewalk.'

"Your curriculum vitae is extremely detailed, isn't it? I don't quite know what to make of the fact that your third-grade teacher, Miss Hartley, made you stand in the corner for throwing an eraser although another kid did it."

Don't forget to read the small print.

Kid see shadow from mom as mom see shadow in painting.

Devil in the detail

"You say in your resume that you're very meticulous."

"A pessimist thinks that we've already arrived."

"I just audited our books. Your register came up five cents short, Rudy."

"Skip the ghost stories. Tell us your conspiracy theory again!"

Micromanagement

We have control of you brain.

"I'm an atheist. I don't believe in programmers."

'Talk about paranoid. He reads the fine print on his money.'

When pedants take a break.

'I am a bit suspicious...In my experience, there is no such thing as a 'Free Lunch'...'

'Sometimes it's good to get a different perspective.'

"The women on these dating sites don't seem to believe I'm a prince."

Forward Planning - The key to Success

I'm sorry, sir, but the fact-checkers convention isn't until next week. Hotel.

'The sun'll be up soon. Can I go downstairs now?'

'What do you mean give the boy a house key? He'll lose it, learn how to break in despite our sophisticated security system and be on his way to a life of crime.'

Vincent Van Gogh Shuts the Blind on Starry Night

'Did you see who pushed you?'