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"It says God created heaven and earth, then there was light. Why didn't He do it the other way round, when He could see what He was doing?"

"Something very big buried a lot of bones here."

Man stood by signpost to 'here' or 'there'.

'That large, rolled up newspaper is a reminder - mess up in this office and you'll pay the price.'

Mall Directory: You aren't here x - where the heck are you?

Hither and Yon sign

"I see you're back from church. What was cherry-picked for you today?"

Hedge Fund: Our 'Swaps' which mimic stocks, were voted #1 derivative of the year!

"It seemed like a long timeout."

Hospital Departments

Recalculating

'Okay - who leaked?'

You are here.

"Hey!-This looks like a good place!"

'God sees everything? You mean He channel surfs?'

Confused drivers

Journey of a sandwich through the digestive system.

"Does the No. 1 stop here and does that go to Penn Station and can I get a train there to Philadelphia and then how do I get to Walnut Street?"

GPS verses Map and Compass - Lost or Found?

A Simplified Map Airport Map

'Yes, It's in that direction.'

The Life of Riley...

You are Here

"How am I supposed to trust my gut when it can't even handle a little dairy?"

"Wait...Did I Say 'North'?"

Rudolph's off-season side hustle

'Wow! -- Talk about family values!'

'It's not cheating...My king is Henry VIII.'

"Oh come on mate. I thought you said that you'd done the knowledge!"

'My school has a very strict detention policy.'

Road sign indicating Heart of England and Triple Bypass.

Recalculating!