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'We've got a list of suspects in that Abel homicide.'

Today's lesson: the plague of darkness

'We've got a list of suspects in that Abel homicide.'

'Well, we'd better review the tapes.'

'Okay - who leaked?'

'God sees everything? You mean He channel surfs?'

"Got any ID?"

"I see you're back from church. What was cherry-picked for you today?"

"Ma, what does 'kosher' mean?"

'I don't trust him - he's got beady eyes.'

'Let's see what they're screwing up today.'

"The deadline for compliance just kicked in."

HM Prison chapel, "try to think of the lord as a 24 hour video surveillance system gathering pictures for the ultimate crimewatch"

'Wow! -- Talk about family values!'

Jesus wept

You are everywhere.

Remote-controlled Popemobile.

Any news on that star that might have a Dyson sphere around it? Nothing new. I mean, they discovered the star's probably been dimming ever since 1890, which could lend credence to the notion an alien race has been building a Dyson sphere. By they discovered that a few months ago. There's been nothing since then, so ... whatever. Must be nothing there. They should do a study to see how long it takes your attention span to dim. What? Why? What're we talking about?

"It says God created heaven and earth, then there was light. Why didn't He do it the other way round, when He could see what He was doing?"

Put it in writing!

"That's not what I said."

Rock Climber and Angel Selfie

Angel book with feather falling out of it

A leap of faith.

'Entropy already? You just made it.'

"OK, just between you and me: The free will thing? What was your angle in all that?"

'I think we're going to need an ANNOTATED edition.'

You've Got Questions, We've Got Answers.

'...But in case God misses something...'

"Well, you asked for a sign!"

'You are here.'

"Artie, you would not believe what’s going on down there."

"That's just so God."

'What kind of God would let things like this happen?'

'I was afraid of this -- the evolution protocols are just confusing them.'