Divine Detective Gifts

'We've got a list of suspects in that Abel homicide.'

Today's lesson: the plague of darkness

'We've got a list of suspects in that Abel homicide.'

'Well, we'd better review the tapes.'

'Okay - who leaked?'

'God sees everything? You mean He channel surfs?'

"I see you're back from church. What was cherry-picked for you today?"

"Ma, what does 'kosher' mean?"

'Let's see what they're screwing up today.'

HM Prison chapel, "try to think of the lord as a 24 hour video surveillance system gathering pictures for the ultimate crimewatch"

"The deadline for compliance just kicked in."

'Wow! -- Talk about family values!'

Jesus wept

You are everywhere.

"It says God created heaven and earth, then there was light. Why didn't He do it the other way round, when He could see what He was doing?"

Put it in writing!

"That's not what I said."

Angel book with feather falling out of it

A leap of faith.

"OK, just between you and me: The free will thing? What was your angle in all that?"

'Entropy already? You just made it.'

'I think we're going to need an ANNOTATED edition.'

You've Got Questions, We've Got Answers.

'...But in case God misses something...'

"That's just so God."

"Well, you asked for a sign!"

'You are here.'

"Artie, you would not believe what’s going on down there."

"Really looks like they could use a miracle about now sir!"

'What kind of God would let things like this happen?'

'I was afraid of this -- the evolution protocols are just confusing them.'

Bob finds God's wallet, and for one crazy moment, considers keeping it.

'God's home videos.'

"No offense, but some of these could be construed as pretty extreme denial"

'Can't heal you unless you believe.'