Divine Detectives Gifts

'Wow! -- Talk about family values!'

"I see you're back from church. What was cherry-picked for you today?"

"Ma, what does 'kosher' mean?"

'Okay - who leaked?'

'God sees everything? You mean He channel surfs?'

"The deadline for compliance just kicked in."

Vicar's driving lesson "Here endeth the first lesson!"

HM Prison chapel, "try to think of the lord as a 24 hour video surveillance system gathering pictures for the ultimate crimewatch"

You are everywhere.

"It says God created heaven and earth, then there was light. Why didn't He do it the other way round, when He could see what He was doing?"

Remote-controlled Popemobile.

Put it in writing!

"That's not what I said."

Rock Climber and Angel Selfie

Angel book with feather falling out of it

A leap of faith.

"Perhaps you slept SLOWER than usual..."

'I think we're going to need an ANNOTATED edition.'

Today's lesson: the plague of darkness

'...But in case God misses something...'

"Well, you asked for a sign!"

'You are here.'

'We learned in school today that you learn something new every day, but I don't believe it!'

"Really looks like they could use a miracle about now sir!"

"Got any ID?"

Science And Religion

'God's home videos.'

'Well, we'd better review the tapes.'

'We've got a list of suspects in that Abel homicide.'

'Can't heal you unless you believe.'

"Say - it's over a month since we last told the press we've observed a strange object we've never seen before."

'My Mom REALLY doesn't want us in the cookie jar.'

'We've got a list of suspects in that Abel homicide.'

'This is nothing like Abu Ghraib!'

"Sparkling or still" "Stop showing off Ted"