Divine Detectives Gifts

'Wow! -- Talk about family values!'

"I see you're back from church. What was cherry-picked for you today?"

"Ma, what does 'kosher' mean?"

'Okay - who leaked?'

'God sees everything? You mean He channel surfs?'

HM Prison chapel, "try to think of the lord as a 24 hour video surveillance system gathering pictures for the ultimate crimewatch"

Vicar's driving lesson "Here endeth the first lesson!"

"The deadline for compliance just kicked in."

You are everywhere.

"It says God created heaven and earth, then there was light. Why didn't He do it the other way round, when He could see what He was doing?"

Put it in writing!

"That's not what I said."

Angel book with feather falling out of it

A leap of faith.

"Perhaps you slept SLOWER than usual..."

'I think we're going to need an ANNOTATED edition.'

Today's lesson: the plague of darkness

'...But in case God misses something...'

"Well, you asked for a sign!"

'You are here.'

"Really looks like they could use a miracle about now sir!"

'We learned in school today that you learn something new every day, but I don't believe it!'

Science And Religion

'God's home videos.'

'Well, we'd better review the tapes.'

'We've got a list of suspects in that Abel homicide.'

'Can't heal you unless you believe.'

"Say - it's over a month since we last told the press we've observed a strange object we've never seen before."

'My Mom REALLY doesn't want us in the cookie jar.'

'We've got a list of suspects in that Abel homicide.'

'This is nothing like Abu Ghraib!'

"Sparkling or still" "Stop showing off Ted"

'You will get a hole in one, then drop dead with the shock.'