Direction Detective Gifts

You were here, now you are lost.

Confused drivers

Heading in the right direction.

Not far enough. Keep going.

Left and Right: Please be consistent.

You are here.

'No... I didn't say 'left right'... I said 'left, right?''

"Does the No. 1 stop here and does that go to Penn Station and can I get a train there to Philadelphia and then how do I get to Walnut Street?"

"Do you think they mean us?"

You Are Here Map in Car Park.

"Oh come on mate. I thought you said that you'd done the knowledge!"

You Are Here

'Just go down to the vanishing point and take a left.'

Campus Map

'Where's the Eiffel Tower?'

"Sorry, but this is 1233A... 1233B is over there!"

One Way/Two Ways.

Mice in maze - 'Take 2 lefts, 3 rights, another left, 4 rights, 2 lefts, 3 rights and you can't miss it.'

'You know what, you're right: I should have looked at the map earlier...'

'You are here- NO loitering!'

'Are you as lost as I am?'

"I think you rely entirely too much on your GPS. Believe it or not, there are times it's wrong."

GPS verses Map and Compass - Lost or Found?

A man asks for directions

Looking at You Are Here Map "How do they know?"

Hospital Directory: You are supposed to be here.

Directions: No Where to Go.

A Simplified Map Airport Map

"Ok. Don't panic! Let's see..if that's north...Now which way am I facing? Dang!! All these trees look alike!..."

You are here - Now, go away.

You can't miss it - it's about one centimeter high and two millimeters across.

Road sign indicating Heart of England and Triple Bypass.

You Are Here.

'Turn right at the first $4.09 unleaded, then a hang a left at $4.03 unleaded, and over the bridge, past the $4.01 unleaded...'

Racing pit crew member holds sign for driver: Stop And Ask For Directions.