Divine Direction Seeker Gifts

'Oh, here we go. Thanks!'

Heaven - "You are here" sign.

"If you get to the pitchfork-shaped cloud, you've gone too far."

"Can't we ride off in another direction?"

"I became a mentor because I needed more direction in life."

'No, I didn't get a presidential pardon, but I got something better. God has forgiven me.'

'I wonder if there's a message up there somewhere.'

St Peter: 'The bike can stay. You, on the other hand, aren't on the list.'

Vicar prays for money for church repairs.

'Look, Brother Timothy - a sign from God!'

"And God called the light day."

'I told you you should have bought a sat nav...!'

Yahweh/Your Way

"That's not what I said."

'Got a map? I'm a homing pigeon, but I took a wrong turn somewhere.'

'Call yourself a mountain guide?'

'I think I've got it.'

"Let's ask for directions."

You Are Lost

'We all need direction . . . '

Street Maze.

'I'm lost'.

'We've come a long way together. You've given me direction...You're so patient when I make mistakes...You've got such a soft, sexy voice, too...You're the best SatNav I've ever had...'

'Sorry, I'm a stranger here myself.'

Ace Games And Puzzles - You are here

'You want to get to London? Well you shouldn't start from here.'

"Excuse me, is this the third turning on the left?"

'It seems that you lack a sense of direction. I'll send you a better map.'

Wrong side of the tracks.

'In terms of vision, this company has lost its way. Is anybody here good with GPS?'

Your Best Years/Your Uncertain Future

'Hang on, we might finally be getting his feedback on our new product proposal.'

You're here.

'Excuse me, which way to platform 10?'

"Geez, Jerry. Would you just pull over and ask for directions?!"