Direction Seeker Gifts

Signpost pointing to today, tomorrow and yesterday.

You Are Here.

'Due to the fact I'm hopelessly lost, I'm willing to waive the rule against talking to strangers.'

'Got a map? I'm a homing pigeon, but I took a wrong turn somewhere.'

"...I knew we should have turned left at the last off ramp!"

Road Trip: Growth, Inner Peace and Gold.

Wrong side of the tracks.

"We need a new GPS."

'We all need direction . . . '

Neither here nor there.

Street Maze.

'It's within walking distance if you have the time, sir!'

Bug lost on rug.

'Call yourself a mountain guide?'

"Since you have no direction in life we got you a GPS system for your birthday."

What, you don

"Can't we ride off in another direction?"

Football

'You want to get to London? Well you shouldn't start from here.'

You Are Lost

'Oh you've flown South alright! It's just that you went a bit too far...'

'We've come a long way together. You've given me direction...You're so patient when I make mistakes...You've got such a soft, sexy voice, too...You're the best SatNav I've ever had...'

"Geez, Jerry. Would you just pull over and ask for directions?!"

You are here.

Man following where a statue is pointing.

You're here.

'It seems that you lack a sense of direction. I'll send you a better map.'

'Excuse me, which way to platform 10?'

"I think you should try a new direction"

Do you ever wonder if there's really a higher power? What do you mean? Is there an all-knowing being that keeps track of you? That always knows where you are

One Way (But Not Necessarily the Right Way.)

"It's about ten miles, if you fly a nice straight line and don't make any turns."

'I'm looking for my way.'

"Let's ask for directions."

'We had to cut expenses, but why lessons in map reading!?'