Directions Seeker Gifts

'Sorry, I'm a stranger here myself.'

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

The fate of the emigrant

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a MAP, actually."

Mall Directory: You aren't here x - where the heck are you?

No, this is the red lagoon, the black one is down the road a bit.

"Can't we ride off in another direction?"

Fishing direction sign.

Do you ever wonder if there's really a higher power? What do you mean? Is there an all-knowing being that keeps track of you? That always knows where you are

"I became a mentor because I needed more direction in life."

Challenge and solution

'Don't look upon me as a priest, look upon me as your personal 'After Life Coach.''

Wherever You Go, There You Are - Next Exit.

The Life of Riley...

After purchasing a smartphone with advanced GPS, Mitch pinpoints his current location and realizes that within the past 25 years he had never really moved one inch in either direction.

'I told you you should have bought a sat nav...!'

You are here.

'Got a map? I'm a homing pigeon, but I took a wrong turn somewhere.'

'Just because you keep getting lost on the way to work is no proof that the Universe is non-Euclidean!'

'Call yourself a mountain guide?'

'Backseat driver...'

'If you're really open to change, you won't go South this year.'

"Let's ask for directions."

'I used to give directions by naming all the pubs along the route - I'm as lost as you are now!'

Kid reader to librarian about 'Parenting' book: 'This didn't tell me anything about how to deal with parents.'

You Are Lost

'We all need direction . . . '

Tourists and GPS

Street Maze.

'You want to get to London? Well you shouldn't start from here.'

'I'm lost'.

'It seems that you lack a sense of direction. I'll send you a better map.'

"Excuse me, is this the third turning on the left?"

'Typical man! We've been down here for hours, and you still won't ask for directions. Maybe you should just move over and let me dig this hole!'

'We've come a long way together. You've given me direction...You're so patient when I make mistakes...You've got such a soft, sexy voice, too...You're the best SatNav I've ever had...'