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'Sorry, I'm a stranger here myself.'

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

The fate of the emigrant

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a MAP, actually."

Mall Directory: You aren't here x - where the heck are you?

No, this is the red lagoon, the black one is down the road a bit.

"Can't we ride off in another direction?"

Fishing direction sign.

"I became a mentor because I needed more direction in life."

Challenge and solution

Wherever You Go, There You Are - Next Exit.

'Don't look upon me as a priest, look upon me as your personal 'After Life Coach.''

After purchasing a smartphone with advanced GPS, Mitch pinpoints his current location and realizes that within the past 25 years he had never really moved one inch in either direction.

The Life of Riley...

'I told you you should have bought a sat nav...!'

'Got a map? I'm a homing pigeon, but I took a wrong turn somewhere.'

'Call yourself a mountain guide?'

'Backseat driver...'

Kid reader to librarian about 'Parenting' book: 'This didn't tell me anything about how to deal with parents.'

"Let's ask for directions."

'If you're really open to change, you won't go South this year.'

'I used to give directions by naming all the pubs along the route - I'm as lost as you are now!'

You Are Lost

Tourists and GPS

Street Maze.

'We all need direction . . . '

'You want to get to London? Well you shouldn't start from here.'

'Typical man! We've been down here for hours, and you still won't ask for directions. Maybe you should just move over and let me dig this hole!'

'I'm lost'.

Ace Games And Puzzles - You are here

'It seems that you lack a sense of direction. I'll send you a better map.'

"Excuse me, is this the third turning on the left?"

'We've come a long way together. You've given me direction...You're so patient when I make mistakes...You've got such a soft, sexy voice, too...You're the best SatNav I've ever had...'