Direction Finder Gifts

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a MAP, actually."

'It looks as though they got it right for once!'

Wherever You Go, There You Are - Next Exit.

Orienteering

'Typical man! We've been down here for hours, and you still won't ask for directions. Maybe you should just move over and let me dig this hole!'

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

Man stood by signpost to 'here' or 'there'.

Mall Directory: You aren't here x - where the heck are you?

Hither and Yon sign

No, this is the red lagoon, the black one is down the road a bit.

"Can't we ride off in another direction?"

Challenge and solution

'It doesn't show it on this map....'

'Face it, you'd be lost without me!'

After purchasing a smartphone with advanced GPS, Mitch pinpoints his current location and realizes that within the past 25 years he had never really moved one inch in either direction.

Support Group for the Directionally Challenged.

'I told you you should have bought a sat nav...!'

'Got a map? I'm a homing pigeon, but I took a wrong turn somewhere.'

'Backseat driver...'

'Call yourself a mountain guide?'

'If you're really open to change, you won't go South this year.'

'I used to give directions by naming all the pubs along the route - I'm as lost as you are now!'

"Look, Bailey! Business park at two o’clock!"

You Are Lost

"Let's ask for directions."

Be a leader

Street Maze.

'We all need direction . . . '

'We've come a long way together. You've given me direction...You're so patient when I make mistakes...You've got such a soft, sexy voice, too...You're the best SatNav I've ever had...'

'Sorry, I'm a stranger here myself.'

'It seems that you lack a sense of direction. I'll send you a better map.'

'I'm lost'.

'You want to get to London? Well you shouldn't start from here.'

You Are Lost Here.

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