Direction Finder Gifts

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a MAP, actually."

'It looks as though they got it right for once!'

Wherever You Go, There You Are - Next Exit.

Orienteering

You are here.

'Typical man! We've been down here for hours, and you still won't ask for directions. Maybe you should just move over and let me dig this hole!'

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

Man stood by signpost to 'here' or 'there'.

Mall Directory: You aren't here x - where the heck are you?

Hither and Yon sign

No, this is the red lagoon, the black one is down the road a bit.

"Can't we ride off in another direction?"

Do you ever wonder if there's really a higher power? What do you mean? Is there an all-knowing being that keeps track of you? That always knows where you are

Challenge and solution

'It doesn't show it on this map....'

After purchasing a smartphone with advanced GPS, Mitch pinpoints his current location and realizes that within the past 25 years he had never really moved one inch in either direction.

'Face it, you'd be lost without me!'

'I told you you should have bought a sat nav...!'

Support Group for the Directionally Challenged.

'Got a map? I'm a homing pigeon, but I took a wrong turn somewhere.'

'Call yourself a mountain guide?'

'Just because you keep getting lost on the way to work is no proof that the Universe is non-Euclidean!'

'Backseat driver...'

'If you're really open to change, you won't go South this year.'

'I used to give directions by naming all the pubs along the route - I'm as lost as you are now!'

Be a leader

You Are Lost

"Let's ask for directions."

"Look, Bailey! Business park at two o’clock!"

'We all need direction . . . '

Street Maze.

'We've come a long way together. You've given me direction...You're so patient when I make mistakes...You've got such a soft, sexy voice, too...You're the best SatNav I've ever had...'

'It seems that you lack a sense of direction. I'll send you a better map.'

Street Smarts.

'You want to get to London? Well you shouldn't start from here.'