Direction Finding Gifts

Mall Directory: You aren't here x - where the heck are you?

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

Man stood by signpost to 'here' or 'there'.

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a MAP, actually."

Hither and Yon sign

"Can't we ride off in another direction?"

Do you ever wonder if there's really a higher power? What do you mean? Is there an all-knowing being that keeps track of you? That always knows where you are

Challenge and solution

'It doesn't show it on this map....'

"I know you hate being told what to do, but it's the GPS. That's its job."

Wherever You Go, There You Are - Next Exit.

'Face it, you'd be lost without me!'

After purchasing a smartphone with advanced GPS, Mitch pinpoints his current location and realizes that within the past 25 years he had never really moved one inch in either direction.

'I told you you should have bought a sat nav...!'

You are here.

Support Group for the Directionally Challenged.

'Got a map? I'm a homing pigeon, but I took a wrong turn somewhere.'

'Backseat driver...'

'Just because you keep getting lost on the way to work is no proof that the Universe is non-Euclidean!'

'Call yourself a mountain guide?'

"Let's ask for directions."

"Look, Bailey! Business park at two o’clock!"

"My Marcia has always been so talented in so many areas. I only hope she finds a direction for herself and gets married."

'I used to give directions by naming all the pubs along the route - I'm as lost as you are now!'

Be a leader

'If you're really open to change, you won't go South this year.'

You Are Lost

Street Maze.

'We all need direction . . . '

'You want to get to London? Well you shouldn't start from here.'

'Typical man! We've been down here for hours, and you still won't ask for directions. Maybe you should just move over and let me dig this hole!'

'It seems that you lack a sense of direction. I'll send you a better map.'

"Excuse me, is this the third turning on the left?"

'Sorry, I'm a stranger here myself.'

'I'm lost'.