Lost In Directions Gifts

'It doesn't show it on this map....'

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a MAP, actually."

Mall Directory: You aren't here x - where the heck are you?

No, this is the red lagoon, the black one is down the road a bit.

"Can't we ride off in another direction?"

"I've tracked our GPS coordinates over the past week dad. Well, we're roaming the plains alright!"

"I became a mentor because I needed more direction in life."

Wherever You Go, There You Are - Next Exit.

After purchasing a smartphone with advanced GPS, Mitch pinpoints his current location and realizes that within the past 25 years he had never really moved one inch in either direction.

'Face it, you'd be lost without me!'

Support Group for the Directionally Challenged.

'I told you you should have bought a sat nav...!'

'Got a map? I'm a homing pigeon, but I took a wrong turn somewhere.'

'Call yourself a mountain guide?'

'Backseat driver...'

You Are Lost

"Let's ask for directions."

"My Marcia has always been so talented in so many areas. I only hope she finds a direction for herself and gets married."

'I used to give directions by naming all the pubs along the route - I'm as lost as you are now!'

A stranger in paradise.

'We all need direction . . . '

Street Maze.

Weary man at Lost Property depatment. Assistant says: 'Sorry sir, no one has handed in your mojo.'

'Look on the bright side -- no paparazzi!'

'You want to get to London? Well you shouldn't start from here.'

'It seems that you lack a sense of direction. I'll send you a better map.'

'Sorry, I'm a stranger here myself.'

"Excuse me, is this the third turning on the left?"

'I'm lost'.

'Typical man! We've been down here for hours, and you still won't ask for directions. Maybe you should just move over and let me dig this hole!'

Ace Games And Puzzles - You are here