Lost In Directions T-Shirts

'It doesn't show it on this map....'

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a MAP, actually."

Mall Directory: You aren't here x - where the heck are you?

No, this is the red lagoon, the black one is down the road a bit.

"Can't we ride off in another direction?"

"I've tracked our GPS coordinates over the past week dad. Well, we're roaming the plains alright!"

Do you ever wonder if there's really a higher power? What do you mean? Is there an all-knowing being that keeps track of you? That always knows where you are

"I became a mentor because I needed more direction in life."

Wherever You Go, There You Are - Next Exit.

After purchasing a smartphone with advanced GPS, Mitch pinpoints his current location and realizes that within the past 25 years he had never really moved one inch in either direction.

'Face it, you'd be lost without me!'

Fire Backwards.

You are here.

Support Group for the Directionally Challenged.

'I told you you should have bought a sat nav...!'

'Got a map? I'm a homing pigeon, but I took a wrong turn somewhere.'

'Backseat driver...'

'Call yourself a mountain guide?'

'Just because you keep getting lost on the way to work is no proof that the Universe is non-Euclidean!'

You Are Lost

"My Marcia has always been so talented in so many areas. I only hope she finds a direction for herself and gets married."

"Let's ask for directions."

'I used to give directions by naming all the pubs along the route - I'm as lost as you are now!'

A stranger in paradise.

Weary man at Lost Property depatment. Assistant says: 'Sorry sir, no one has handed in your mojo.'

'Look on the bright side -- no paparazzi!'

Street Maze.

'We all need direction . . . '

'You want to get to London? Well you shouldn't start from here.'

'I'm lost'.

"Excuse me, is this the third turning on the left?"

'It seems that you lack a sense of direction. I'll send you a better map.'

'Sorry, I'm a stranger here myself.'

Ace Games And Puzzles - You are here

'Typical man! We've been down here for hours, and you still won't ask for directions. Maybe you should just move over and let me dig this hole!'