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Desert Crawler

Way Over Yonder Straight Ahead

Unable to raise enough money for a trip to Paris, the Bartlesville High French Club had to settle for three days in Tulsa.

Surfing kangaroo #2 Ruck sack.

"The new house is almost ready!"

"I've tracked our GPS coordinates over the past week dad. Well, we're roaming the plains alright!"

Homing Pigeon GPS Manfunction

'Damn ! I don't have a clue where we are.'

"With the latest in GPS technology embedded into my phone, who needs a map anymore?"

You are not here.

"This next one's a sad little number I call, 'I left my guitar on the F train.'"

Your own tedious thoughts next 200 miles

'You're beginning to get the hang of starting the motor, dear, but you forgot one thing...'

Easy Riders Of The Old West.

"If you can't sleep you may as well be productive and guard the meth lab."

Fringe festival

Directions for walker across several hills.

Counting Sheep

"I am having an alternative Christmas."

'Apple maps has upgraded us from 'lost' to 'misplaced'.'

I wandered lonely as a cloud in the shape of an insufferable jerk no one could stand to be around.

'Does anyone feel like I do?'

"I like sad songs."

Holiday snaps of airport delays.

'Are you counting sheep again?'

'Guess who I bumped into today? EVERYBODY!'

'I have no idea who he is, I like to keep myself to myself.'

City Hike

"I just can’t stand the loneliness anymore."

You are here.

'I thought you're going to put the coffee on.'

Information/Too Much Information

'Oh, my god! I forgot my suitcase!'

"We're one hundred and seventy six million light years from home and now you decide to tell me..."

"So darling, to find North, you don't need a compass: you need to find a magnetic termite mound..."